Apparently adjusting your bra in public is a “gross behaviour”
if a guy can scratch his junk in public, I can adjust my bra, thank you.
But then everyone will know you’re wearing a bra instead of assuming your boobs just magically lock in place(ish)!
and we can’t have that! the cat will be out of the bag!
Hey yo, that’s Victoria’s secret, not mine. I don’t have to keep it.